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Elden Ring's Joke Messages Ranked From Worst To Best

  • Uta Coney
  • Tuesday, 25 November 2025, 9:03 AM
  • 5 min read

Hi-poly Elden Ring\u0026#39;s Lordsworn\u0026#39;s Great Sword by RTX101 | Download free STL model | Printables.comDespite this, the two have been brought together through Elden Ring 's messaging system in a way that is oddly fitting. There are Elden Ring messages referencing Metal Gear Solid 's stealth mechanics, which may be the most obvious, but the references don't end there. There are also notes that poke fun at the iconic way MGS allies like Colonel Roy Campbell will yell out Snake's name upon death. Perhaps the best Metal Gear Solid inside joke, however, is a direct reference to the iconic ladder-climbing scene from Metal Gear Solid 3 , which serves as a tranquil moment of reflection near the end of the game. In Elden Ring , this moment has been translated to the joke message " visions of Snake " that appears near several of the game's ladders. These many Metal Gear Solid references are some of the most clever in Elden Ring , and their endearing nature serves as an extra bonus for Metal Gear Solid f

According to my Twitter account it's been just under a month since I really fell in love with Pathologic 2. It now sits solidly in my Top 10 Games of All Time list and I can comfortably say it is my favorite existential horror experience since Silent Hill 2 . I don't think that's because of "CBD for gamers" but I do think the House of Wise Stress Drops helped me get through that miserable third run of the game's intro. Was that because I really wanted to power through, and I really wanted to believe at least one of these sample products had some sort of tangible effect? Again, it's possible. Brains are fickle, untrustworthy, and, in Pathologic 2 , easily remova

Hidetaka Miyazaki and the rest of the development team at FromSoftware have had their biggest financial and critically-acclaimed launch yet in the form of Elden Ring and fans are craving to know more about it. The fascinating dark-fantasy world of the Lands Between is the most daunting scale they've tackled in a video game, demanding a new level of commitment behind the sce

Of the Glinstone-related sorceries, Gravity magic is one of the most unique. Rather than find its power in glintstones that crashed into the Lands Between long ago, Gravity sorceries come from the living Alabaster and Onyx Lords who landed in Elden Ring from space. Radahn, who is the only demigod to use Gravity magic, is said to have learned directly from an Alabaster L

Certain NPCs in Elden Ring 's open-world, however, claim this narrative is a lie – that the Golden Order and the Two Fingers who speak for the Greater Will are a dogmatic force of oppression seeking to use the Tarnished as pawns. Players who see reason in these arguments may find themselves aligning with the Demigod known as Elden Ring 's Lunar Princess Ranni , who seeks to replace the Age of the Erdtree with an Age of Stars. Others may gravitate towards the words of Tanith, leader of the Volcano Manor, who sends players out on missions to assassinate fellow Tarnished. This begs two questions; why are the member of the Volcano Manor enemies of the Golden Order and what twisted blasphemies have they embraced in order to gain the power to rise against the Erdt

Elden Ring 's Full Moon sorceries alternatively come from different moons. Whether these moons are literally different entities or if they are different phases of the same moon is not clear. Nevertheless, the Carian Household and Ranni became bewitched by these moons and now use them as the source of their sorcer

While these notes can be incredibly helpful, a significant portion of them are more focused on getting laughs than offering support. In typical FromSoftware fashion, the messaging system in Elden Ring doesn't simply allow the user to type whatever they want, instead forcing them to choose between a curated selection of words and phrases. This might not be ideal for those interested in providing detailed notes and clues, but the restrictions have been a blessing for the comedically inclined, as they have led to numerous in-jo

The rest of the sorceries in Elden Ring have histories unrelated to the other schools of magic. Consequently, they feel less related and miscellaneous in comparison to the other sorceries. Nevertheless, they hold a unique place in item discovery Build Elden Ring Ring lore because of their specific

"But giving it a splash of color was necessary this time, particularly considering Elden Ring has a vast open world to explore. We wanted to give a sense that a Golden Age has passed through this world and that the player can still see traces of it." Among other things, Elden Ring has been acclaimed for its stunning artistic variety, and that includes unique areas like Caelid that one might expect in dark fant

This was a little after the public launch of Elden Ring and most of my non-work gaming time was dedicated to refinishing the game in NG+. I had missed a lot of NPC side quests in my rush to finish as much of Elden Ring as possible in time for the game's review embargo (something stress-reducing CBD would have been ideal for, ironically) and this second playthrough was all about clearing out everything that had been skipped or skimmed over, as well as getting my revenge in boss fights - looking at you, dual Crucible Knights. I had just reached the Mountaintop of the Giants for the second time when the Extract Labs’ CBD Chocolate Bars ($13 per bag) arrived. It was time to find out if CBD actually wo

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